Seriously, I should be doing my ACET Essay. #fuckyeahnonconformist

The HOST! One of the first and best movies I ever watched, even up to now.

That was during grade school, where my memories where oh so wonderful. The fat, almost bald guy with a gayish voice, Mr. Vera, who was really a good and friendly guy who is loved by all, was our moderator. It was in SANS English club, where I learned that Hollywood isn’t the most epic place ever. It’s in our hearts. Bullsh*t, well what we really did there was watch those international, unappreciated, underrated, unknown to many, even to you my dear reader films like:

  • 13 Tzameti, a French film, wherein an electrician/carpenter/machodancer (Jk at the last part) guy who had no MONEY. So what did he do? He stole an envelope. NICE ONE, who the hell steals an envelope, well that guy did. Kasi nga he heard that there was a "JOB" (in quotation marks, bold and uppercase letters). Well little did he know, this "JOB" was not the usual jobs we know. So blah, blah, blah he went to the place and DDDDAAHMMN! Underground Gambling Den pala, where rich guys, girls?, gays?, animals?!? place bets on their "alaga" or you can call them slaves if you want. The game is Russian Roulette, which is a very fun game, IF you’re not those guys who would be standing onstage and dying each round. So the game goes like this, 13 guys are on a circular table, much like the Knights of the Round Table except that they’re not knights and they’re going to die.(Psychological Much?) They use revolvers, which is a gun with different chambers, 1st round 1 bullet is placed, 2nd round 2 bullets and 3rd round 3 bullets. Call all the saints and gods, but still it’s luck that decides your fate. And even if you survive, you’ll die in the end. OOOH SPOILER :>
  • Next we have is Infernal Affairs, a Hong Kong crime/thriller film, which really thrills me in a good way and not in a naughty way. All about deceit, lies, double agents, turncoats, defectors, spies. It’s not a good cop, bad cop story if that’s what you’re looking for. But, it’s about a good cop joining the Dark Side because they have cookies(much like Anakin, just remove the cop and insert Dark Side and also remove the cookies, srsly) for the greater good. But wait there’s more, it’s not just good cop going to the Dark Side, it’s also about bad gangstah’, gangster, gangstuh(whatever spelling), triad member who infiltrates the ranks of the police and eventually becomes a high-ranking officer. If you’re a fan of deceit, or if you’re plastic, watch the film and see the methods of being plastic and you’ll be the most plastic person ever in the world. <—-WTF?  Well, seriously speaking, it will keep you at the edge of glory (LOL, natuwa sa sariling joke ampu…) edge of your sit, seat, seats, seating, seatings, sits. Basta, in the end, everything goes awry and the bad—>good guy really goes GOOD and leaves his past behind.
  • Lastly, the epic-est, win-est movie evahrr, just next to Old Boy and My Sassy Girl, which is The HOST!! DAMNIT, I remember it like it was just yesterday, but wait. Just a quick question, what do you get when you pour 200 bottles of formaldehyde into the drain leading to the Han River? Well, you get a cleaner, formaldehyde-filled riv…YOU GET A MOTHERF**KING MONSTER filled with RAGE, ENVY, GLUTTON, LUST, etc. (jk. those were not really characteristics of the monster, it was mostly fine, fresh, fierce and fabulous) And the only way to kill that **!$!  MONSTER is by using Avada Kedavra on it, well not really… since there is no Hogwarts in South Korea that teaches spells, charms, transfiguration, herbology, Divination, care of magical creatures and the like.(The Harry Potter fanboy within me is kicking in) So what do South Koreans do, well they throw whatshisname?! oh yeah Kim Jong-Il towards the monster and it dies, HOORAH? Meh, not quite. I’ll just put it at that and you, my dear reader, should find it out for yourself, k?

So to summarize this whole piece of my mind thingamajig,

Please don’t, never, ever watch those filthy, Hollywood remakes, ESPECIALLY MY SASSY GIRL, because in the end they’re just 2nd rate trying hard sub par clones of the real thing that don’t show the real essence of the original.

But that’s my opinion, I’m just bashing and raging for fun’s sake.

XOXO

Seriously, I should be doing my ACET Essay. #fuckyeahnonconformist

The HOST! One of the first and best movies I ever watched, even up to now.

That was during grade school, where my memories where oh so wonderful. The fat, almost bald guy with a gayish voice, Mr. Vera, who was really a good and friendly guy who is loved by all, was our moderator. It was in SANS English club, where I learned that Hollywood isn’t the most epic place ever. It’s in our hearts. Bullsh*t, well what we really did there was watch those international, unappreciated, underrated, unknown to many, even to you my dear reader films like:

  • 13 Tzameti, a French film, wherein an electrician/carpenter/machodancer (Jk at the last part) guy who had no MONEY. So what did he do? He stole an envelope. NICE ONE, who the hell steals an envelope, well that guy did. Kasi nga he heard that there was a "JOB" (in quotation marks, bold and uppercase letters). Well little did he know, this "JOB" was not the usual jobs we know. So blah, blah, blah he went to the place and DDDDAAHMMN! Underground Gambling Den pala, where rich guys, girls?, gays?, animals?!? place bets on their "alaga" or you can call them slaves if you want. The game is Russian Roulette, which is a very fun game, IF you’re not those guys who would be standing onstage and dying each round. So the game goes like this, 13 guys are on a circular table, much like the Knights of the Round Table except that they’re not knights and they’re going to die.(Psychological Much?) They use revolvers, which is a gun with different chambers, 1st round 1 bullet is placed, 2nd round 2 bullets and 3rd round 3 bullets. Call all the saints and gods, but still it’s luck that decides your fate. And even if you survive, you’ll die in the end. OOOH SPOILER :>
  • Next we have is Infernal Affairs, a Hong Kong crime/thriller film, which really thrills me in a good way and not in a naughty way. All about deceit, lies, double agents, turncoats, defectors, spies. It’s not a good cop, bad cop story if that’s what you’re looking for. But, it’s about a good cop joining the Dark Side because they have cookies(much like Anakin, just remove the cop and insert Dark Side and also remove the cookies, srsly) for the greater good. But wait there’s more, it’s not just good cop going to the Dark Side, it’s also about bad gangstah’, gangster, gangstuh(whatever spelling), triad member who infiltrates the ranks of the police and eventually becomes a high-ranking officer. If you’re a fan of deceit, or if you’re plastic, watch the film and see the methods of being plastic and you’ll be the most plastic person ever in the world. <—-WTF?  Well, seriously speaking, it will keep you at the edge of glory (LOL, natuwa sa sariling joke ampu…) edge of your sit, seat, seats, seating, seatings, sits. Basta, in the end, everything goes awry and the bad—>good guy really goes GOOD and leaves his past behind.
  • Lastly, the epic-est, win-est movie evahrr, just next to Old Boy and My Sassy Girl, which is The HOST!! DAMNIT, I remember it like it was just yesterday, but wait. Just a quick question, what do you get when you pour 200 bottles of formaldehyde into the drain leading to the Han River? Well, you get a cleaner, formaldehyde-filled riv…YOU GET A MOTHERF**KING MONSTER filled with RAGE, ENVY, GLUTTON, LUST, etc. (jk. those were not really characteristics of the monster, it was mostly fine, fresh, fierce and fabulous) And the only way to kill that **!$!  MONSTER is by using Avada Kedavra on it, well not really… since there is no Hogwarts in South Korea that teaches spells, charms, transfiguration, herbology, Divination, care of magical creatures and the like.(The Harry Potter fanboy within me is kicking in) So what do South Koreans do, well they throw whatshisname?! oh yeah Kim Jong-Il towards the monster and it dies, HOORAH? Meh, not quite. I’ll just put it at that and you, my dear reader, should find it out for yourself, k?

So to summarize this whole piece of my mind thingamajig,

Please don’t, never, ever watch those filthy, Hollywood remakes, ESPECIALLY MY SASSY GIRL, because in the end they’re just 2nd rate trying hard sub par clones of the real thing that don’t show the real essence of the original.

But that’s my opinion, I’m just bashing and raging for fun’s sake.

XOXO

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Reg is a pretentious bastard who frowns upon the society's attitude of always following what's in or going with the trend,

One has to follow what is "in" in order to be accepted, which JUST sucks and is plain stupid.

Reg is a non-conformist who prefers to pronounce Wingardium Leviosa as

win-GAR-dee-um lev-ee-o-SA
rather than
win-GAR-dee-um lev-ee-OH-sa.

Reg believes that South Korea's film industry will someday overtake Hollywood and he believes this to be true based on the films' simplicity combined with the actors' and actresses' elegant and professional acting.

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